Playing With A Shill

(From 12/24/04 - posted back here in the interest of space and will clean it up later)

I had one of those PartyPoker chat spammers sit down at my table. Hilarity ensued.

KyleSlick3: NEW Ebook -- What Party Poker DOESN'T want you to know: (link to shill site)
KyleSlick3: NEW Ebook -- What Party Poker DOESN'T want you to know: (link to shill site)
OtherGuy: that's a hoaks
KyleSlick3: no it isn't
Awesome2: who is guy with this book?
KyleSlick3: read the reviews
OtherGuy: no
KyleSlick3: good book
BG: WHAT KYLESLICK3 DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HIM AND FARM ANIMALS
KyleSlick3: won me a lot of money
OtherGuy: no one cares kyle
BG: http://kylelovesgoats.com

#1342644590: BG wins $22.35 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and fives with ten kicker. (Kyle stayed in against me with A8 against my AT)

OtherGuy: well played kyle
OtherGuy: that book
OtherGuy: is really paying off for you
BG: i know what partypoker doesn't want you to know
BG: that a T kicker beats an 8 every time
OtherGuy: how many chapters does it have on playing weak aces?

#1342647545: BG wins $10 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and sevens. (BB, checked and bet on the turn with a paired seven, caught two pair on the river, Kyle calls me when I put him all in for his last $3.50)

BG: just an unfortunate call
KyleSlick3: he got lucky
BG: you let me
OtherGuy: wow, i gotta get this book
BG: way to press that flop
OtherGuy: ha
OtherGuy: K5!
KyleSlick3: with an ace out there is not that great
OtherGuy: man, this book teaches you everything!

#1342651107: KyleSlick3 wins $11.25 (by pushing $10 in as a preflop bet)

KyleSlick3: A K
BG: is there a section about overbetting preflop?
ThirdGuy: the book isnt about HOW to play its about the program
OtherGuy: no one cares
ThirdGuy: i know
BG: i know that if i could crack the partypoker algorithm that i'd be sharing it with everyone who gave me $15
ThirdGuy: yeah and there r tendencies
BG: instead of busting the game myself online for much more money
KyleSlick3: bad beat what can i say
OtherGuy: well played kyle!
BG: reload kyle
KyleSlick3: not much i can do about that
ThirdGuy: i aint gonna buy it but thats what it is
OtherGuy: chapter 10, the reload!
BG: for the love of god, it's like xmas over here
BG: wait
FifthGuy: nerry xmas for sure
KyleSlick3: how about a bad beat jackpot for that hand
OtherGuy: no....
OtherGuy: that's not the point of a bb jackpot
KyleSlick3: if i went all in before the flop he would've called
KyleSlick3: he would've went all in after the flop
KyleSlick3: so my aces would've been cracked
KyleSlick3: it tells you in the book you sometimes should fold a good hand because the site will be set up for a bad beat
OtherGuy: man, what bull
FourthGuy: thats true
OtherGuy: ugh
OtherGuy: ok
OtherGuy: tell me about santa clause now
OtherGuy: is he coming tomorrow?
FourthGuy: can't fall in love with your cards
KyleSlick3: just checkt he site out
OtherGuy: no thanks
KyleSlick3: it'll tell you the truth
OtherGuy: no thanks
KyleSlick3: you would've lost with the aces too
OtherGuy: i'm glad there are people like you that believe it though
OtherGuy: it makes for interesing tables
KyleSlick3: its not like you were gonna push him him out with his kings
OtherGuy: oh man
KyleSlick3: (OtherGuy) wanna settle this sit down and play me heads up then we'll see how the book did
OtherGuy: ha, what the hell is the point in that!?
KyleSlick3: lets play heads up
OtherGuy: no
KyleSlick3: at a private table
FourthGuy: I saw that coming...fell inlove with myking
OtherGuy: we're playing right now
KyleSlick3: XXXXX
KyleSlick3: p u s s y
OtherGuy: yeah, that's what i am
KyleSlick3: afraid to lose to the book heads up
OtherGuy: keep reading your book
OtherGuy: i'm done wasting my breath about it
BG: you are the worst shill ever - aren't the algorithms supposed to work in your favor if you know what's coming?
KyleSlick3: i'll set up a private table then we can gamble
OtherGuy: i've never seen a bad beat in a B & M
KyleSlick3: afraid your not good enought to beat me
BG: playing with you though is like getting a gift certificate for the book
OtherGuy: yeah, that's it
OtherGuy: it
BG: i mean, i've certainly got enough of your money to afford it now
KyleSlick3: heads up
OtherGuy: it's obvious i can't beat you
OtherGuy: so stop rubbing it in
ThirdGuy: lol
KyleSlick3: heads up
KyleSlick3: heads up
KyleSlick3: heads up
KyleSlick3: p u s s y
BG: shill
OtherGuy: i know
FourthGuy: Kyle, are you a girl? (Female avatar at the table)
KyleSlick3: i can't believe your afraid to take my money
ThirdGuy: no hes a guy with boobs
FourthGuy: u seem like a guy
OtherGuy: i could never take your money
OtherGuy: you've read the book
BG: the book probably tells you to adopt a female persona in order to make others think you're weak
KyleSlick3: no i haven't
OtherGuy: ha
BG: either that, or his floppy man boobs come across even in pixel format
KyleSlick3: i'll take a big pot off you then we'll see you disrespecting the book
OtherGuy: haha
OtherGuy: that's hilarious
KyleSlick3: all in in the dark next hand
BG: does the book teach you that?
KyleSlick3: no
BG: that's strategery at its finest
KyleSlick3: just wanna see if you have the nutz to call me
KyleSlick3: NEW Ebook -- What Party Poker DOESN'T want you to know: (link to shill site)
OtherGuy: what the hell does that mean?
Dr.Pauly: SPAMM
FourthGuy: So, Kyleslickwrote thebook?
Dr.Pauly: SPAMMERS blow whale chunks
KyleSlick3: no
KyleSlick3: i haven't even read it
Dr.Pauly: SPAMMER
OtherGuy: i read it
FourthGuy: why play in small games with all of this knowledge?
BG: this has been enlightening
OtherGuy: it was hilarious
KyleSlick3: NEW Ebook -- What Party Poker DOESN'T want you to know: (link to shill site)
KyleSlick3: great book
Dr.Pauly: kyle is a spammer
KyleSlick3: thats final
OtherGuy: cool, i gotta check that out
ThirdGuy: it says that when one player has a pocket pair then TWO other players have a pocket pair 50% of the time
BG: he's a donator too
ThirdGuy: thats bull i think
Dr.Pauly: fishy spammer
OtherGuy: wow
OtherGuy: that never happens in my live games
Dr.Pauly: dont waste your money
KyleSlick3: NEW Ebook -- What Party Poker DOESN'T want you to know: (link to shill site)
BG: go read abdul and izmet instead
OtherGuy: in my live games, there's only ever one pocket pair in a hand at a time
FourthGuy: exactly...live games are muchdifferent
ThirdGuy: not really
KyleSlick3: you've never even read the book
ThirdGuy: i get burned in live games too
KyleSlick3: so your opionion is nothing
BG: opionion?
OtherGuy: once, in my weekly live game, there was 2 pairs preflop...but it was a misdeal
BG: is that a new variety of vidalias?
Dr.Pauly: turned off kyle's chat so i dont have to see spam
BG: when you cut into your opionion, do you shed tears?
ThirdGuy: i dont believe that 2 other players have pockets 50% of the time on here
KyleSlick3: me neither
KyleSlick3: to be honest with you
ThirdGuy: thats what the book says kyle
ThirdGuy: why r u hawkin it?
KyleSlick3: so i just advertise it
KyleSlick3: don't play by it
Dr.Pauly: they are catering to bad players who insist that onlne poker is rigged
ThirdGuy: yah
Dr.Pauly: improve your game and u dont need that crap
ThirdGuy: agreed
OtherGuy: or go play a different site
Dr.Pauly: exactly
KyleSlick3: really
OtherGuy: this is hilarious
Dr.Pauly: reread skalnasky
OtherGuy: and fun

#1342690967: KyleSlick3 wins $5.5 from the main pot with a straight, seven to jack.

BG: go read abdul and izmet - their advice is great and it's free
ThirdGuy: or read my book
KyleSlick3: guys i won a pot
BG: chapter 11 - sucking out on your gutshot
Dr.Pauly: lol what?
KyleSlick3: all i did was check it and catch it
KyleSlick3: not a bad play
KyleSlick3: its not like i bet on it then caught it
KyleSlick3: or called a big raise
KyleSlick3: good play kyle, i get a pat on the back for that one
KyleSlick3: lmao

#1342693818: BG wins $40.15 from the main pot with two pairs, kings and tens. (had TT down, got called by a guy with a draw when I made a play at the pot)

OtherGuy: ?
BG: how'd i win that?
BG: you called with what (hold on...)
KyleSlick3: he didn't even have a pair of tens
Dr.Pauly: nh
OtherGuy: draw
BG: sheesh
KyleSlick3: i never will put 15 bucks on a draw
BG: is that what the book says?
Dr.Pauly: how come no one else had a pair?
ThirdGuy: lol
ThirdGuy: next time
BG: everyone folded their aces to my preflop raise
KyleSlick3: i guess
Dr.Pauly: lol
KyleSlick3: that was bold with only pocket 10's
KyleSlick3: NEW Ebook -- What Party Poker DOESN'T want you to know: (link to shill site)
ThirdGuy: are you gettin paid to hawk that book kyle?
KyleSlick3: not much
BG: oh yeah, i'm sure of that
KyleSlick3: guess how much i get paid?
BG: no thanks
ThirdGuy: i have no idea
BG: enough to leave the security deposit on the sheep rental?
KyleSlick3: guess how much an hour
ThirdGuy: 50 cents
KyleSlick3: how do you think i'm fromt he country?
KyleSlick3: what a flop
BG: yeah, that's what i mean by making a sheep rental crack.