TOP TEN NICKNAMES I WISH I HAD
(in no order, they're all cool)
10. "The Cleaner" (like Leon, the Professional, from the movie)
9. "The Hammer" (unfortunately, I'm not a terrible jockey, right Bob?)
8. Moochie/Mookie (goes without saying)
7. "The Italian Stallion" (except freaking Stallone ruined this one for the rest of us)
6. "Champ" (but, of course, I'd have to win something first)
5. "The Genius" (BG stands for Boy Genius, but that's tongue in cheek at best)
4. Bogart (actually did have this nickname, but it was really brief, and only one other person ever acknowledged it - see Wu-Tang's Method Man in his line from "Protect Ya Neck")
3. "The Gambler" (but pronounced - "gam-blah")
2. The-Dude-With-The-Huge-Cock (again, nicknames I WISH I had)
1. "Detroit Slick" (this would, of course, be my poker nickname when I take the card rooms of Detroit by storm)