Greetings and Salutations
First of all,
Happy Birthday.
Speaking of birthdays and holidays, I’m smack dab in the middle of the ugliest six months of the year. That stretch from Christmas to Father’s Day is just brutal in my family for gift giving. Here’s how it breaks out:
December – Xmas
January – thankfully, nothing
February – Dad’s birthday
March – Mom’s birthday,
M’s fiancee’s birthday
April – Easter,
Bob’s birthday
May – Mother’s Day
June – Dad’s wife’s birthday, Father’s Day.
Compare that with post-Father’s Day to pre-Xmas, and the only things on the radar are step-sister’s birthday and M’s birthday.
This whole Easter gift-giving thing really pisses me off. I’m OK with buying a small box of chocolates or something, but somewhere in becoming an adult I’ve moved from just getting an Easter basket (yippee.) to feeling obligated to do something for Mom and Dad’s wife.
All this for a holiday I don’t even really celebrate. It’s as much “April Ham Day” as it is anything else.
So, Happy April Ham Day this weekend.
A gambler could go broke with this many holidays to buy gifts for.
I’ve always felt jobbed by the system that chose consecutive months in which to place Father’s Day and Mother’s Day. Why couldn’t we do an April/August type of thing with these holidays? It’d save a kid some cash, I’ll tell you that.
And why do parents effectively get three holidays with gifts (birthday, Mother’s/Father’s Day, Xmas), and non-parents only two of those three? Seems hardly equitable.
Well, at least it’s only four more holidays and $200 more out of pocket until my birthday (late June). It’s not like I can recoup my losses all in one day. I’d still be down $500+ over that stretch (including Xmas).
In order to add the mandated level of daily poker content to my blog, my losses for the year (including Xmas) on these gift giving holidays are approximately (-125BB).