Thanks for letting me keep my couch in your storage locker. By the way, why does it smell like rotting flesh?
After 14 years, police have finally cracked the case.
A woman disappeared, cops were baffled. The boyfriend had a “criminal history dating back to 1978.”
Somehow, no one knew he was renting this storage facility
under his own name until just last summer, and even then cops didn’t go in until just this week.
Isn’t this really the first place you’d be likely to look?
Well, hold on. There’s the crawlspace under his porch and the woods a half mile from his house. But then don’t you have to look at a storage facility?
Freaking incompetence. I’m going to patent a new word today for gross police incompetence.
Wiggumesque.
Thank you Invent-Tech!