Answer Key
Pauly's Picks:
1. A Big Mac YES NO! That Thousand Island Sauce is disgusting looking. Plus, American Cheese is nasty.
2. Escargot NO YES! Oh, absolutely yes. Especially swimming in a garlic butter sauce...
3. Sushi, raw YES YES! Sushi rocks.
4. Sushi, cooked YES YES! Oonagi and the simple crab on rice stuff. I don't eat rolls, usually just the simple stuff.
5. Cheddar cheese, cubed NO NO! I don't like yellow cheese unless it's melted.
6. Potato Salad NO NO! Mayonnaise is the instrument of the devil.
7. Shepherd's Pie NO YES! Beef+Mashed Potatoes = bliss.
8. Oysters on the half shell YES YES! Generally can only eat two at one sitting, as the texture is bothersome
9. Deviled Eggs NO NO! I can't think of anything more disgusting to watch someone else eat.
10. Oatmeal NO YES! What the hell do you think I think is wrong with oatmeal?
11. Duck YES YES! Greasy gamey bird is awesome.
12. Beef Stroganoff YES NO! Sour cream is awful, and I just have to know it's in something to be grossed out.
13. White Chili NO NO! Again, sour cream is a primary ingredient. "You won't taste it!" Wanna bet?
14. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches NO NO! American Cheese singles made me puke as a tot, haven't gotten back on that horse.
15. Spinach YES YES! Any way you want to serve it, count me in.
16. Creamed Corn NO YES! Looks the same coming out, but is tasty stuff.
17. Green Olives YES NO! Never did like olives, especially with pimentos. What the hell are pimentos?
18. Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips YES YES! My potato chips of choice.
19. Yogurt NO NO! Not out of the jar at least. I pretend it's not there for tzatziki sauce on gyros.
20. Bologna YES NO! Jesus good god no! I won't eat cheap meat, and it just doesn't get any cheaper than bologna.
By the skin of his teeth, Pauly matches SIX on the NO! list. Congrats, you win this round of
What Won't BG Eat!