True Stories From IM Chat Transcripts
BG sports guy's nfl column is finally up
BG hardly a column though
BG it's like a blog post
AlCantHang well he's written more this week than any week in recent memory
BG all about freakin baseball though
AlCantHang it is baseball post season, if you hadn't noticed :)
BG it can't end soon enough - i want my new season of THE OC
AlCantHang oh god
True stories.
God I hate baseball. This is coming from the same guy who, in ninth grade, constructed a two man roto-league from scratch and hand-calculated statistics on a daily basis (yes, over the course of an entire season) with his friend. This is coming from the guy who used to have over a dozen Ellis Burks rookie cards painstakingly protected from any chance of wear or rounded corners.
I really hate baseball.
I realize baseball won’t just go away, and that one of the major networks apparently must carry these playoff games. Why does it have to be Fox though? It’s the “New Fall Season” for everything but 80% of my favorite network programming. Because of freakin’ baseball. I’ve got two weeks to wait for new episodes of The O.C. I have three to wait for The Simpsons and King of the Hill.
I need baseball to be over with so I can get back to what matters. That being, of course, what Theresa intends to do with the baby that is presumably Ryan’s, but probably belongs to that lanky dude with the peasy mustache who used to kick her ass. What is Marissa going to do to get Ryan back? Or is she just going to go all slutty drunk and turn into a fictional Hilton sister? Where did Seth sail off to? Can he get Summer back? And more importantly, can he get her back in that Wonder Woman outfit?
These are the things I need to know. And if it wasn’t for Major Freakin League Baseball, I’d be two episodes deep right now.
Damn you Major League Baseball.