No one knows what it’s like… To be the bad man…
My Lions suck. S.U.C.K. suck. What sucks worst about their sucky suckitude is that they’ll probably end up finishing 7-9, or even worse 8-8, precluding them from landing a top draft choice.
Then again, we’ve picked top five for four years straight now (right?), what am I complaining about?
Oh yeah, how bad we suck. You will not find a bigger Joey Harrington apologist than me. You just won’t. Traditionally, the most popular athlete in Detroit is the backup Lions QB, but you won’t hear me call for him to be playing. He’s terrible. Just awful. Athleticism without direction can work almost anywhere on the field
but QB. And yet you hear the boo birds calling for McMahon on talk radio.
Haven’t they been watching the games like I have? Sheesh.
Seriously, I could write 3,000 words right now dissecting this team and all the flaws. I won’t (you’re welcome) though. Just consider this a plea to the football gods to give me something remotely watchable. An offense that can move the ball periodically. A run game that doesn’t feature nineteen straight negative plays. A defense that doesn’t get flat-out gashed by every RB to lace up a pair of cleats. Anything.
Give me something.