Ran-dumb Thoughts and Thoroughbred Stink-lections
When did
Mad Magazine stop being funny? Well, it was arguably never funny, not even once. But whatever. I always thought the gambit of changing the person’s name they were targeting ever so slightly had the potential for hilarity. If you were a third grader.
Anyway, in the spirit of
Mad, here’s links to some of our favorite poker bloggers, done just the way A.E. Neuman would have liked…
Wimpness and MediocreAl’s Scant WangChris HalfherbumThe Craps SeepTao of PooPoo (thanks Al)
Pauline McDumpPokerSchlub (easiest one of all to do)
DooDoo-dio GlyphicLean SpleenPeckerThe Flat Guy (yeah, I suck)
CanWeStopToPee (my personal favorite so far)
Pooping StinksLout of Gigante Cyst-oLord GezniSnoreBad DudDump For EverythingLumpy To Bark (no one said I was
good at this)
BlowMimesJerdummy @ The End Of Libido BorePhallicia Pee (That makes me laugh)
Johnny PoopshootLostWagesWagesPoker in the SneezePokerSlurredBawdie
Man, I had too much fun with that. Keep in mind guys, I do this with love. I don’t actually think Jeremy is a dummy, Iggy’s far from mediocre, and it remains to be seen if Maudie is really bawdy or not. I can’t say with certainty whether or not SloeJack blows mimes though. That’s not for me to say. I’m just doing this like the guys at
Mad would have. No offense?