Kick Me In The Fucking BallsAt five minutes of 4PM, I had Houston winning 9-7. I had Buffalo up 23-16 on Miami (after leading 23-3 before the fourth quarter).
At 430PM I think I have to throw up.
Kyle Fucking Boller takes the Ravens 70+ yards with no timeouts and less than two minutes on the clock to get the Ravens a game winning field goal. Within two minutes of that, Sage Fucking Rosenfels takes the Dolphins 70+ yards with no timeouts and less than two minutes on the clock to get a game winning touchdown on the Bills.
Had both those defenses held those QBs down, I would have cashed $206. All gone. Had Houston won, I would have at least made a little money back on my round robin parlays, and had a shot to cash my $234 ticket if Arizona and Washington win the late games.
Sage Rosenfels owes me $206.