Monday UpdateThere is a MOUSE living IN MY APARTMENT who SHITS ON MY RUG and my SON OF A BITCH DOG is TOO LAZY TO KILL HIM.
Save the Lebowski jokes, please.
I just got back from a local Italian restaurant where I had two glasses of terrible cabernet, a small pizza, and a cannoli. Five stools to my right sat a lesbian bookie.
Now I have seen everything.
Lastly, I got promoted today. This occurred a full eighteen months after they could have done it, and a full twelve after they should have. When my boss asked if I was excited, I blurted out that I'd believe it when I saw my first paystub, and not before.
Team spirit. Huzzah.